10 One-Liners by Rita Rudner On Men and Dating

1. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

2. A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

3. To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."

4. The time spent grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

5. Some people think large breasts makes a woman stupid. Just the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.

6. My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

7. Men who leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

8. Men reach their sexual peak at 18. Women at 35. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?

9. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

10. Men with a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain & bought jewelry.