2. If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
3. Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
4. If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
5. As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree," probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
6. Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
7. If only God can give me some clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.