5 One-Liners From Jack Benny

1. A cannibal is a guy who goes in the restaurant and orders the waiter.

2. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

3. I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

4. Give me golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner. Then you can keep the golf clubs and fresh air.

5. I went to see one of those X-rated pictures the other night. I couldn’t believe my eyes. So I stayed to see it a second time.