8 Great One-Liners From Jerry Seinfeld

1. Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

2. My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.

3. People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

4. Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

5. There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

6. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets.

7. Why is McDonalds still counting? How insecure is this company? 40 million, 80 billion million jillion killion tillion...who cares?

8. The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same.