10 Pretty...Pretty...Pretty...Pretty...Pretty Good
Quotes From Larry David

1. I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.

2. A date is an experience with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.

3. Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

4. Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.

5. I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

6. I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

7. I always think of nice things but I never act on them.

8. I'm married. I can wear whatever I want.

9. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.

10. Pretty...pretty...pretty......pretty.....pretty good.