5 Jokes About Woody Allen's Childhood

1. I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

2. When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

3. I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

4. I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

5. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.