5 Quickies From Mel Brooks

1. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

2. Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

3. If God wanted us to fly he would have given us tickets.

4. I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

5. If Albert Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got?