7 Woody Allen Thoughts on God and Atheism

1. To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

2. If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

3. Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

4. If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

5. As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree," probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

6. Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

7. If only God can give me some clear sign. Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.