Jack Benny and Liberace Routine

[Jack Benny arrives at Liberace's house.]

Liberace: What do we have for dinner?

Cook: We have some breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks.

Jack: Breast of flamingo and gazelle steaks?

Liberace: Would you like to stay for dinner, Jack?

Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me.