2. A girl phoned me the other day and said 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
3. A hooker once told me she had a headache.
4. I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank.
5. I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.
6. I bought a new book, “100 New Ways to Make Love” I ended up in traction - it was a misprint.
7. I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
8. My sex life is terrible, my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed.
9. I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.
10. If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.