6 Best One-Liners From Lenny Bruce

1. I won't say it was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We wrote essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.

2. If something about the human body disgusts you complain to the manufacturer.

3. There are never enough “I Love You's.”

4. When you're eight years old nothing is your business.

5. Life is a four-letter word.

6. People say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.