6 Favorite Lines from Tom Lehrer

1. Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

2. I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

3. In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'

4. It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

5. Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

6. Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?