7 More Great George Burns One-Liners on Aging

1. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

2. I don't believe in dying. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

3. At my age flowers scare me.

4. I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

5. If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

6. It's good to be here. At ninety-eight, it's good to be anywhere.

7. I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.