2. A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
3. The company accountant is shy & retiring. He's shy a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
4. Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
5. My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.
6. Laughter is an instant vacation.
7. If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
8. We owe a lot to Thomas Edison. If it wasn't for him, we'd be watching TV by candlelight.