7 Classic Lines by Victor Borge

1. Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

2. I only know two piano pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

3. I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, an hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

4. My father invented a cure for which there was no disease. Unfortunately my mother caught it and died.

5. He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

6. The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

7. I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.